My children make me laugh every day, I really want to remember all the funny little anecdotes and things they say, so each week I am going to post the funny things they have said during the week.
Z ‘How did God make us without Screws?’ – feels head for screws
Z ‘Why did God not give us wings‘
Z ‘How do Mermaids breathe?’
Z ‘When can I ride my bike in the dark?’
Me ‘when you have a bike light’
Z ‘Can I not just eat some carrots first?‘
Z ‘When can I get rollerblades?’
Me ‘When you are 8’
Z ‘Or 9?’
Z ‘How old is Grandma?
Z ‘Are you older than that?’
S ‘Come and play with me Mummy, it will be lots of fun‘
S To my friend * stares at ample breasts* ‘have you got nipples?’
S points to elbow ‘this is my elmo, Mummy‘
S to teenage boys on bikes ‘Hello boys‘
S ‘I going to sprinkle you with fairy dust, come on fly.’
It would be lovely if you could add some comments with some funny anecdotes if your own.
This is my 100th post! I feel like it should be more inspired