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Home » Friday Funny Week 2

Friday Funny Week 2

Modified: Jan 24, 2022 · Published: Jul 12, 2011 by admin · This post may contain affiliate links or collaborative content.

Its been another amusing week in our house! We’ve had very long conversations about toy guns, and why I don’t like them. Z has asked several hundred time if he can have a Wii, and S has failed to think of anything reasonable she can have for her birthday.

Me  – ‘What would you like for your birthday?’

S – ‘Christmas!!’

Me – ‘Anything else’

S – ‘Errrrm, a rabbit skateboard’ -bear in mind she is 2

Me – ‘Oh dear’

S – ‘Can I live on a pony?’

Me – ‘No’

Z – ‘Why not?’

 

Z – ‘You know when I popped out of your tummy Mummy? Where were S and H’

Me – ‘They were very very tiny in my tummy’

Z – thinks about this ‘and when you were little where was I?’

Me – ‘Errrmmmm’, looks around for help and finds none ‘You were very very very tiny in Mummy and Daddy’

Z – seems to take this in…. ‘How did I breathe?’

Me *sigh*

a bit later on

Z points to chest ‘What are these Mummy?’

Me ‘Your nipples’

Z ‘What are they for?’

Me – launches into a big explanation of breastfeeding and badly explains why boys still have nipples.

Z – ‘When will mine get all long like yours?’

and about 10 minutes ago:

Z – ‘Can I have a sleepover?’

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Multiple Mummy

    August 14, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    These make me smile and giggle every week! Love them! x

  2. working london mummy

    August 14, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    Oh these are superb! you have a very clever girl on your hands! the questions are only going to get tougher and I am looking forward to reading them and your answers! am cackling away x

  3. Mummy Matters

    August 14, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    I LOVE conversations with the tiddlers – although they are sometimes very exhausting, most of the time they are so amusing. I always think to myself I must write that down and put it on my blog or write it in a memory book and then I forget all about it! But you have just reminded me about one conversation so I’m off before I forget 🙂

  4. HELEN

    August 14, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    haha. very funny!
    So who does he want a sleepover with? will his sisters not do!
    I love the tricky questions…..they don’t get any easier to answer!
    x

  5. Minibreak Mummy

    August 16, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    I must start taking note of some of my conversations with my 3yo.

    When he saw his cot in pieces (about to be turned into a bed) he said “Oh no, it’s broken! Is that your fault?”.

    • admin

      August 16, 2011 at 8:25 pm

      Aww. bless him! I might do a link up on Friday! xx

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