My children make me laugh every day, I really want to remember all the funny little anecdotes and things they say, so each week I am going to post the funny things they have said during the week.
Z ‘How did God make us without Screws?’ – feels head for screws
Z ‘Why did God not give us wings‘
Z ‘How do Mermaids breathe?’
Z ‘When can I ride my bike in the dark?’
Me ‘when you have a bike light’
Z ‘Can I not just eat some carrots first?‘
Z ‘When can I get rollerblades?’
Me ‘When you are 8’
Z ‘Or 9?’
Z ‘How old is Grandma?
Me ’54’
Z ‘Are you older than that?’
S ‘Come and play with me Mummy, it will be lots of fun‘
S To my friend * stares at ample breasts* ‘have you got nipples?’
S points to elbow ‘this is my elmo, Mummy‘
S to teenage boys on bikes ‘Hello boys‘
S ‘I going to sprinkle you with fairy dust, come on fly.’
It would be lovely if you could add some comments with some funny anecdotes if your own.
This is my 100th post! I feel like it should be more inspired
Oh I love this post! It’s funny how they say very similar things isn’t it (I’ve had the ‘are you older than granny’ one too, and the ‘when you’re 8’. ‘Or 9?’ one!). I’ve also blogged about one of my conversations with the 4 year old about God and Santa here: http://katetakes5.blogspot.com/2011/01/of-god-and-santa.html
Thanks Kate, I love the ‘How did God make his sandwiches then?’ question. x
After a bad day Hubby recently told E that at work he has meetings during which they just go round in circles. Now if you ask him what his daddy does he closes his eyes, puts his arms out to the side and spins round until he’s dizzy. Loved the post, thanks.
Oh I love this too. I can’t believe I’m telling you this but as you know I’m pregnant which makes me a little more windy at times. I was reading with Wiliam and did the smallest trump ever. William piped up really loud “Pardon Mummy, pooooooey” honestly I nearly died!…..x
I have had the fairy dust one! My daughter put some on me and said “Fly then”. I just said I was a bit tired at the moment!
This is brilliant. You should do it as a linky or blog hop! I would do it all the time. It is a brilliant post. Love the ample breast one! x
Happy one hundredth!!
How do mermaids breathe…..
love these!! Children are wonderful in that they do not edit their inquisitiveness and think ‘hold on is that a sensible question?’ we would be such creative adults if we could hold on to some of that freedom of thought!
Happy 100th!!! Unfortunately, my children are very clear on what Elmo is. Sigh. xx
Oh these are fab! Really cheered me up (still suffering with my cold – thanks for your comment. Hope you’re feeling better).
I was thinking today that MC is starting to say some really funny things and I must keep a record of them on my blog 🙂
Thanks for sharing this hun x
Happy 100th post!
Harry always used to call the fog ‘frog’ so he would say ‘it’s so froggy today’. We still say it now, several years later 🙂
Congratulations on the milestone! Reading this makes me so excited for when Frog starts talking. The things they come out with are hilarious! x
Great ones! I love the funny things kids say.
I do a post every couple of weeks called Mumblings from the Monkey – was going to maybe start a linky so everyone could share but got no interest
I might get round to doing a link at some point! Thanks for reading. xx