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Home » Humpty Dumpty and the Dinosaurs

Humpty Dumpty and the Dinosaurs

Modified: Sep 14, 2018 · Published: Jul 17, 2011 by admin · This post may contain affiliate links or sponsored content

My 4 year old decided today he wanted to write a story, which involved him dictating to me.

I wrote it down exactly as he said it, so excuse the grammar, and I apologise for the violence.

One day  there was Humpty Dumpty and Humpty Dumpty lived in a cottage then dinosaur’s kissed Humpty Dumpty and then the marks from the footprints came from the dinosaurs. Then the sun went down and the dinosaur’s shooted Humpty Humpty and then the dinosaur’s ate the chimney and then the dinosaur’s had a great big breakfast when the sun went up and then all lived happily ever after. Then the wolves and dogs came and the wolves ate the dogs and then they all lived happily ever after. Kiss kiss kiss.

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  1. HELEN

    May 17, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    ahhh, he is so cute! what a clever little boy, but poor old Humpty Dumpty, hopefully he made a full recovery
    x

    • mummymummymum

      May 18, 2011 at 3:57 pm

      and who knows where the chimney came into it!! Aren’t kids funny :-))

  2. would like to be a yummy mummy

    May 28, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    hee hee this made me smile. Feel free to check out my post too x

    • mummymummymum

      May 28, 2011 at 7:49 pm

      Im glad it made you smile. Headed your way now! x

  3. Reluctant Housedad

    May 28, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Even Shakespeare had to start somewhere 🙂 Very cute post. And a very talented chap.

    • mummymummymum

      May 28, 2011 at 7:49 pm

      I think so! 🙂

  4. Forest Flower

    May 28, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    You got to admire their imagination and creativity. Youalso got to wonder where on earth they conjure it up from!! 😉

  5. @somethingblue_2

    May 28, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    LOL, it’s amazing what they come up with! What a great imagination. Thanks for sharing 🙂

  6. Anna

    May 28, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    Beautiful!
    How awful for Humpty Dumpty to be duped like that though, but I’m glad the dinosaurs and wolves are all OK

  7. Jenny paulin

    May 28, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    Ha ha what a funny,if a little odd! , story he dictated to you! Amazing what children can come out with isn’t it?

  8. TheBoyandMe

    May 29, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    That’s hysterical. What did the dogs do to deserve being eaten? Dinosaurs rule the day!

    Thanks for linking it up to ShowOff ShowCase.

    • mummymummymum

      May 30, 2011 at 7:50 pm

      Who knows!! Things eating things seem to be in all his stories!

  9. Michelle Twin Mum

    May 30, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    Violence at such an early age, what are you teachign him? There was me thinking you were such a good mummy! lmao

    Mich x

    • mummymummymum

      May 30, 2011 at 7:49 pm

      I know, and he’s had such a sheltered life. The only things he watches on TV are Octonauts and Peppa Pig!

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