Z – ‘Do pigs lay ham Mummy’
Me – ‘Errrmmmm…you know how we saw those fish in the supermarket and we said how we eat fish, well ham is pig’
Z – No response
Z with his hands down his pants in a shop
z – ‘Mummy, I need a poo’
Me – ‘Can you wait, we’ll be going home soon’
Z – ‘No, its coming out’
Me – ‘Ok lets go’
Z – ‘Mummy, I’m a bit fed up of my willie, I’d like two bums like Sydneys instead’
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